I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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