fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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