oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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