at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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