Porn is love you can see.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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