Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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