why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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