Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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