she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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