My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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