it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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