the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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