At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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