she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
