why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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