So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Enjoy the penises
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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