Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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