Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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