YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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