I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
This toilet bowl is my home.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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