I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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