Where did you get a picture of my penis
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Shame - the story of my life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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