i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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