that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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