Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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