what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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