dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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