What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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