dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
there is puke in my bra ... again
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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