And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
