did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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