I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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