we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We need to rekindle our bromance
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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