doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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