yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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