on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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