in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry about my life...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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