He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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