honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
