he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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