I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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