he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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