If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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