remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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