In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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