Buhtt sex?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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