Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That's intense
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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