Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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