So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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