Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Alive.
So much puke
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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