Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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