apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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