This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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