so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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