You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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